oh shit i didnt study

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

theannieplanet:

im laughing so hard

(via im-going-homestuck)

vriska-serkitty:

maisonstuck:

why u runnin away

a sudDEN CHANGE OF EVENTS

comicsans-mpreg:

Every session, a universe is born with cancer, due to irresponsible frog breeding. Space players, and their fellow knights, do not always have a full understanding of the frog breeding process. If you donate £2 a month, we can educate Space Players, and Knights, about the frog breeding process, and the importance behind it.

With your help, we can wipe out cancerous universes.

Reblog if you have a heart.

(via necronomi-cat)

rapedbyrapture:

It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.

The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…

KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.

(via genocideer)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

I find it hard to believe that that is something that happens often enough to bother commenting on

wait

(via devasaurus)

DEAR YAHOO

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.

One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!

(via genocideer)

brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

(via aband0n-all-h0p3)

allthestarsonyourceiling:

Emma Watson accepting the ‘Trailblazer’ award at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards

Stop you’re beautiful and perfect in every way.

(via aband0n-all-h0p3)

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

(via witchyroses)

karlimeaghan:

odditybloggity:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

origamipoetry:

lady-whovian:

iwishiwasathomeplayingvideogames:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

thefourteenthdoctor:

mystinkybutt:

American

Time Lord:

Consulting Criminal:

moose

then superwholock made it perfect

Australian.

I FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR.

Manservant/Sorcerer:

IT GOT BETTER

THOR

The Boy Who Lived

pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

(Source: the-swedish-short-snout, via devasaurus)

the best tumblr has to offer

(Source: fuck-this-imhungry, via monsterghostgirl)

brother-touching-wincest:

On Supernatural, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “I can’t do this without you” which roughly translates to “If you die, I’m coming with you” and I think that I’m crying help me.

(Source: damrnitsammy, via sinkingst0nes)